Mon, June 8, 2009
1. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sent a stern warning to North Korea to stop their belligerent actions.
Her exact quote was "Don't make me get a Hillary on your ass."
Tue, June 9, 2009
1. President Obama spoke at a town hall meeting in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Half of the Wisconsin crowd had never seen an African-American, and the other half had never seen a skinny person.
2. Donald Duck turned 75 years old today.
He's finally at that age where it's okay that he's not wearing any pants.
Wed, June 10, 2009
1. President Obama says he wants to create a national health care plan that's both affordable and easy to use.
The insurance industry says they will fight with congressmen who are both affordable and easy to use.
2. As you all know, two US reporters have been imprisoned in North Korea and now President Obama is considering
sending Al Gore to negotiate their release.
After hearing the Al Gore threat, North Korea gave up the reporters and their nuclear program.
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